In honor of Apex's Wedding, I submit....

Wow.... that is so true... __________________ So where does apex fit under those catagories?? jk __________________ Scary but quite true. Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering thesame thing. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. __________________ i totally agree with : Smart boss + smart employee = profit and Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion __________________ hehe so true __________________ Some questions are best left unanswered StarvingCollegeStudent. __________________ hehe that was great __________________ Good one, Leon __________________ That was pretty funny. __________________ preach on, brother leon! preach on! ProMinx [This message has been edited by ProMinx (edited 05-22-2000).