Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Ha I gnew the census was a $cam!

so much for the census bureau's much touted privacy policy

:0P
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and u want to trust this government with WhAt!?!

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Are some posts cached?

It's just funny how many 'views' the deals posts get

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or it might be someone with a deals monkey named George whos trained to repeatly click on a post.
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The deals monkey is named Simon

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oblongmelon

Did that work for you.

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I think she is trying it as we speak Milk. If it works you will get a peak at the fabulous OBLONG.
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it linked through a yahoo thingy..*sigh* I would really LOVE TO PUT IT ON MY POST..*cry*
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If you are referring to this.

[ img ]http://www.geocities.com/quaille57/dame300.jpg[ /img ]

To make this work, you take out the spaces inside the brackets.
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well if it works..here I am..WHAT A BABE RIGHT?
PS..THERE IS NOTHIN LIKE A DAME !
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THANKS GOTMILK *SMOOOOOOCH*
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Originally posted by oblongmelon
THANKS GOTMILK *SMOOOOOOCH*

Not with those lips.
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"but......*sniff*.....it is a nice piccy of me isnt gotmilk?..*sniff*..it is right? you think I'm a babe right? do you hate me now? say it aint so gotmilk..say it aint so..
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This should be moved to the SUCKAGE threads.
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you want me dont you.
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well we will have to wait till my breast milk drys up..and OH..dont forget the condoms..I would hate to get knocked up before the wedding-you know mummy and daddy would insist on a shotgun wedding.

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OOHOOOH I have a Half.com question

I had ordered a DVD a month ago, and still hasn't came yet.. I have to wait to report it on the 25th.. my question,, has anyone delt with this?? missing DVD,, if so how are they with reimbursing you?

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why do you have to wait till the 25th? if they dont send it, dispute the charge with the cc company if you can't get reimbursed with half.com.
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Tuvi,

When you try to report a problem with an order, half.com tells you to wait until a certain date to report it (about 5 weeks after the order date).

Bella,

I *almost* had to report a problem, but on the LAST possible day, the book arrived. Your mailman is probably holding onto it and laughing No, seriously ... I hope it arrives today.
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Holding on to it,, I get ssooooo many packages, that one time he asked to go to his cart and pick up my boxes.. I said " excuse, this isn't my job" so he gave my packages to me... So ya I kinda do think he's sick of dropping of packages at my house

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To football fans out there...

Who went to bed when you saw Miami was killing the Jets early in the game last night? I did

Now I'm kicking myself for not watching the whole game :p

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Even better Bangles for SUPER BOWL!!!
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omg it was spectacular..and I dont even LIKE FOOTBALL! I cant believe they caught that wobbly last throw for a touchdown..what a turn around!!!!! and to think I only stayed up to watch howard stern (which I ended up missing btw because my dog decided to **** all over the downstairs rug because my hub was too busy watching the game to take her outside-)THIS IS WHY GOD MADE WOMEN? to clean up drool from the hub when their teams are loosing-and dog**** when they are ahead..hmph.
ps..vinnie testaverde has LOVELY BUNS

[Edited by oblongmelon on 10-24-2000 at 11:23 AM]
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Originally posted by oblongmelon
omg it was spectacular..and I dont even LIKE FOOTBALL! I cant believe they caught that wobbly last throw for a touchdown..what a turn around!!!!! and to think I only stayed up to watch howard stern (which I ended up missing btw because my dog decided to **** all over the downstairs rug because my hub was too busy watching the game to take her outside-)THIS IS WHY GOD MADE WOMEN? to clean up drool from the hub when their teams are loosing-and dog**** when they are ahead..hmph.
ps..vinnie testaverde has LOVELY BUNS

[Edited by oblongmelon on 10-24-2000 at 11:23 AM]

Leon, it's posts like these that make me glad to see the swear filter turned off! How else could oblongmelon describe her true feelings of having to clean up dog crap without actually using the word "****"?

Hey.. If it makes you feel any better oblongmelon, my dog has pissed all over my bed before. Imagine crawling into bed and feeling cold urine on your comforter. That sucks!
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yeh-I got kids remember? wet comforters are NOTHING..trying cleaning up after someone pukes peanutbutter and marshmallow fluff sandwiches into a spinning window fan. ITS NOT PRETTY.
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Originally posted by oblongmelon
omg it was spectacular..and I dont even LIKE FOOTBALL! I cant believe they caught that wobbly last throw for a touchdown..what a turn around!!!!! and to think I only stayed up to watch howard stern (which I ended up missing btw because my dog decided to **** all over the downstairs rug because my hub was too busy watching the game to take her outside-)THIS IS WHY GOD MADE WOMEN? to clean up drool from the hub when their teams are loosing-and dog**** when they are ahead..hmph.
ps..vinnie testaverde has LOVELY BUNS

[Edited by oblongmelon on 10-24-2000 at 11:23 AM]
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huh? bella?
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I KNOW what you mean
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Yup, had a few Hienies in the hotel bar, left when the Fins were up 30-7 (!), and woke up to a USA Today at my door with Wayne "Maglite" Chrebet catching a ball. Sportscenter this morning featured Fielder throwing pick...after pick...pick...freaking amazing.

30 points in the 4th quarter!! The Dolphins should be disbanded on principle.
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LOL bella
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Originally posted by oblongmelon
yeh-I got kids remember? wet comforters are NOTHING..trying cleaning up after someone pukes peanutbutter and marshmallow fluff sandwiches into a spinning window fan. ITS NOT PRETTY.


Eeeeeeewwwwwww.... Thanks for convincing me to never have any kids.

But I got to find out... What was the treat that involved peanutbutter and marshmallow fluff? It sounds good!
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it was simply a peanutbutter and fluff sandwich..well..erm 5 of them..my hub had the chore of feeding the kids one day (when they were small of course) while I was at work..my daughter thought that peanutbutter fluff was god himself-so he let her make her own..he didnt even realize she ate almost a whole jar of that nasty fluff stuff..until she puked in the fan..I walk in the door from a hard shift at the hospital and it was like.."mommy..I-gag-don't-gag-feel-gag-so.....FOLLOWED BY SOUNDS OF SOMEONES ABDOMINAL CAVITY EVACUATING..it made a THWAP TWAP TWAP SOUND with each chunk of undigested bread that hit the fan..it was LOVELY.
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Funny and yummy!

I'll have to try that one time... And I'll heed your daughter's "warning" not to eat five of them in one sitting.

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Who ever would have thought that a post about the Jets beating Miami would lead to someone talking about throwing up penutbutter fluff sandwichs onto a running fan?
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She still to this day denys it ever happened....
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Originally posted by Space_boy
Who ever would have thought that a post about the Jets beating Miami would lead to someone talking about throwing up penutbutter fluff sandwichs onto a running fan?

i would've...but that's only because i'm psychic...
ProMinx
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Originally posted by Space_boy
Who ever would have thought that a post about the Jets beating Miami would lead to someone talking about throwing up penutbutter fluff sandwichs onto a running fan?

i would've...but that's only because i'm psychic...
ProMinx

are you sure it's not psychotic?



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Some people just dont get it......



"I was confused. I was not aware that making up a story
and lying to the police is against the law."


- Goran Rasmussen, Swedish tourist in Thailand, who
bought $3000 worth of fake U.S. dollars on the black
market and then told police he had been swindled by
a currency dealer


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Attention All Ladies!

Draw attention to your natural assets...try bodyperks™ today! What is it? Let's just say it's a way to enhance the assets that you already have, and for only $20 you can't have more fun! To find out more, go here: http://www.bodyperks.com

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Very cute coleslaw! haha
But I am afraid that I wouldn't need to use them. Not that want to tell you this, but I feel compelled to for some strange reason.

But good luck getting women to try

lol
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I am afraid that I wouldn't need to use them
hehehe, good to hear!
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Not that I am perverted or anything, because I'm not... I'm quite the gentleman. However, I think a quote from that site sums it up best: "Men love nipples."
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hey, i love nipples too. Let us proclaim it out loud. "I LOVE NIPPLES!"
ProMinx
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Why do I have the sudden urge to buy a set of these and wear them someplace other than over my nips to freak some unsuspecting man out?
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you can get the same result by super gluing gum drops to your chest..that way..you can look good and if you ever got stranded on a snowy road at night in the mountains you wouldn't starve.
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Who needs those things when I can knock your eye out with the real ones.... PERKY NIPPLES FOREVER!!!!
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abbra, you can knock my eye out anytime!!
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omg DONT OFFER..she will.
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is that true, eh?
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I've seen her do it! those poor boys at the cheese counter-they were there for my pleasure only and she ruined it..DRAT YOU ABBRA..I want my cheese boys back *sob*.
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Which way should I point Cole?
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(o)(o)
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Originally posted by abbra
Which way should I point Cole?
As long as it is towards me, you can point anywhere you want!
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I have been doing this for many years and IT WORKS I have natural perky nipples
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Originally posted by bella
I have been doing this for many years and IT WORKS I have natural perky nipples

French remedy? OH Lord, please tell me it doesn't involve snails or pit hair. Stinking French.
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HEY! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH PIT HAIR????????? *waves at loosah and unfurls hell*
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nope nope,, I'm all waxed baby..



[Edited by bella on 10-24-2000 at 03:00 PM]
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so what is the french remedy?
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Originally posted by coleslaw
abbra, you can knock my eye out anytime!!

oh come on coleslaw. you know better than that. never ask or offer until you've seen the woman! For all you know you might end up saying "Aunt Margaret?!" or something even worse...
ProMinx
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hey, it's just a nipple, right??
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erm..well..one of six.
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where was I this whole time????
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obviously you have been missing out hapoo... i'm still waiting to hear what this french rememdy is...
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Originally posted by coleslaw
obviously you have been missing out hapoo... i'm still waiting to hear what this french rememdy is...

Me too Coleslaw, hey man I am not getting any younger here.
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HEY! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH PIT HAIR????????

Yes
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Originally posted by coleslaw
abbra, you can knock my eye out anytime!!

oh come on coleslaw. you know better than that. never ask or offer until you've seen the woman! For all you know you might end up saying "Aunt Margaret?!" or something even worse...
ProMinx

I hear ya!! But I'm not Aunt Margaret
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Well not yet anyway
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No pit hair here...never never never....

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someone help me!

i can't stop rating people!

http://www.amiHOTorNOT.com

this is the most addicting site!


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Originally posted by styleee
i can't stop rating people!

http://www.amiHOTorNOT.com

this is the most addicting site!


I had that problem at first, but after about 15 minutes or so, I said i've had enough and just closed it out.

The temptation is irresistable, but I must keep hope alive.

P.S. The g-string pic was nice.
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I've been doing it for hours.
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how come they keep showin me the ugly guys?????????
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haha this is cool.. i'm with oblong.. i haven't seen any hot guys yet either.
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how come they keep showin me the ugly guys?????????
hehe, that is because hot guys like me already know we are hot... we don't need an internet poll to tell us that!
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LOL..and give yourself a big pat on the head for letting us all know it..hahahahaha
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*pats self on head*
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*pats self on head*

which head is he patting though...?
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hopefully not the one that will keep his hand from slipping and whacking him in the forehead (see penis survey results post)
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I have not seen one person that I rate above a 3, I am going to get drunk and try this some more.
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i like to give the slutty girls 1s and the fat hairy men 10s.

because obviously the girls *think* they are hot, and its fun to burst thier little bubbles.

and the fat men just look silly, so they get a 10 for effort!
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A most excellent site.....I'd hate to be the chick that gets rated a 2 or something like that

Blu
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Cripe.

Is it Halloween already?

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I barely see a rating over 4, and with hot as nuts girls too.!?

I do rate the good looking guys low, and the girls you can tell think they are hot ishhh. They get a fat 1.

Oh how their ego must feel when they check their stats. I love it.
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the reason you haven't seen any hot guys on there yet is because I haven't gotten around to posting my own pic up there
Check back this weekend, I have a nice pic taken off a Canon Xl-1 posted up there for you all to admire

(hey, I'll even write Got|Apex? accross my face )

(argh, another annoying popup!)
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Originally posted by chosenfool


....nah, better yet, ill post her most unflattering pic...ooooh, that b itch is screwed! hah! wait til i send his new BF that pic AND that link....heh heh heh! (evil grin)

umm you were dating a guy?....

[Edited by Hopper1 on 10-24-2000 at 02:08 PM]
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Originally posted by chosenfool
nah, better yet, ill post her most unflattering pic...ooooh, that b itch is screwed! hah! wait til i send his new BF that pic AND that link....heh heh heh! (evil grin)

Uh, Oh, I think we have another person with NS (Nice"Mann" Syndrome) here! Quick, call out the psychiatrists!
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Well, just an update on an old thread...


OMG I USE THIS SITE ALL DAY LONG!!!

Well, that and http://www.amihotornot.de The people are better looking, and they are rated a but more honestly.

Also, what happened to everyone who posted in this thread? Obby, Tuvi, AWM, Prominx, where is everyone???

Blu
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Originally posted by styleee
i can't stop rating people!

http://www.amiHOTorNOT.com

this is the most addicting site!


and GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by bella


and GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!


WHAT????
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Originally posted by styleee
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Originally posted by bella


and GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!


WHAT????

she can't answer you, cuz she is too addicted to the site.. "now back to your regular scheduale programming.... she's 2... she's 4... OMG! she's a one.. WOW she's a 10"
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http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid=GUG&key=BFEWP

Ohhh Dreammmweaver.....I believe you can get me through the nigh-hight!
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Can someone tell me what that is? http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid=G8KREE&key=SCF
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something a Harley blew out on a bad road! Eeeuuuccchhh

I think I'll go spew now. Thanks, Paladin.
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That thing is really ugly.
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Originally posted by Paladin
That thing is really ugly.

Damn she got a 3.6! Some people musta been messin around and gave her a 10.
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Heheh, forwarded that to a bunch of friends and got all kinds of funny horrified responses. Best one was:

.................................
[heart attack]
[sound of body hitting floor]

Nice link.
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Ben's progression of emotion:

Dear...god...
Am I...am I actually seeing this?
Make it stop...
MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP@#$(*^%(@*$^
Must...remove...ingrained...image...from...memory
Only one way to end this...
And, I'm spent.



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Can someone tell me what that is? http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid=G8KREE&key=SCF
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and yet ben was nice enough to come back and tell us about it.

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