Monday, June 11, 2007

again???? YES!!

"Before you leave"

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her
husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out
of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I
want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl,
looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her
home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.
Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear
because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday
sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks
were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then
as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything
else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' "And so, here we are!"

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