Monday, June 11, 2007

Politics Explained (yes another joke)



A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the
family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the
money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs,
so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see
if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that
night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds
that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his
parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he
goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and
sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The
next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the
concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words
what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while
Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the
People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."

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thats got to be the best explanation I've ever heard
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Nice...
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Sounds about right. But where is the joke?
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U forgot about the PostMan, who says he just wants 2 help, but screws the Working Class even more than the Father

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