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A Thought For Christmas; Do you know what would have happened If it had been Three Wise Women Instead of Three Wise Men? They would have asked directions, Arrived on time, Helped deliver the baby, Cleaned the stable, Made a casserole, Brought practical gifts and There would be Peace On Earth. (I got this in an email and JUST had to share it!) __________________ not to mention whine and complain the whole time about how Jesus is the closest they'll come to a perfect man... __________________ something about the ability to walk on water does make for a perfect man now doesn't it __________________ Only if they are SCIENTISTS WITH RED HAIR AND BIG HANDS AND HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT ALTHOUGH THEY ARE OF IRISH Backround. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by abbra Only if they are SCIENTISTS WITH RED HAIR AND BIG HANDS AND HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT ALTHOUGH THEY ARE OF IRISH Backround. you really have a thing for big hands, dont you??? __________________ Big hands, I know you're the one... If the Three wise men were women they would have never gotten out of the department store. They'd be too busy trying to outdo each other's gifts. By the time they got to the stable they'd be mortal enemies after cattily cutting down each other's gift ideas and costumes all trip over. __________________ i guess this is a pretty strange question but whats the story of the three wise men? i've heard of it but i've never heard it. __________________ Its Christian mythology, Hapoo. Shortly before Jesus was born, 3 kings (or wisemen, or magi, depending on the song or storyteller) received prophecies that they should follow the bright star in the sky (which is why we put stars on top of our Christmas trees), which will guide them to the "newborn king." The kings each brought a gift: Gold, Frankensence (sp?), and myrrh (sp?), which set the tradition of gift-giving on Christmas. The star led them to Jerusalem and Jesus's stable and all that, and the rest you can go read up on yourself. __________________ I know there was CASPAR AND BALTAZAR -but who was the third? Oh wait..ITS MELCHIOR! ..phew! [Edited by oblongmelon on 12-01-2000 at 04:50 PM] __________________ Quote: Originally posted by oblongmelon I know there was CASPAR AND BALTAZAR -but who was the third? Oh wait..ITS MELCHIOR! ..phew! [Edited by oblongmelon on 12-01-2000 at 04:50 PM] Wow, I thought those were all names for demons in Dungeons and Dragons __________________ thanks zenbooty __________________ the whole stopping and asking for directions thing and the prefect man reminds me of a joke There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. These two feel in love and got married. They had the perfect wedding on a lovely late December evening. After the wedding they were driving home and they see a man standing on the side of the raod. Here it is Santa, and his sleigh is borken downa nd he needs a ride. Being prefect in every way, they are nice and give Santa a ride. WEll a bit alter down the road, condtions become slippery and the car crashes. Only one person survives? WHo was it?? WEll seeing as how Santa isnt real he cant be the surviver because he was enver in the car. And since the perfect man doesnt exist either, the prefect woman was the only surviver. Which mens that she had to be driving, which would explain the accident!! __________________ Actually the woman survived because the MAN WAS driving-you see-while the men were busy boasting about the ins and outs of the sleigh crash-and who was the best driver in bad weather-the woman had enough sense to put her seat belt on before the MAN slammed on the brakes and hydroplaned right into a tree. Besides I dont know of any woman who would stop the car to pick up some guy wearing a red suit-Unless of course it was Antonio Banderas. Mavi forum