Pool problems....

I am the only one who noticed the LACK of bathrooms near the ocean????? I bet the idea of a mouthful of ocean water appeals to you as much as drinking piss from all the villagers of a town in INDIA..I guess when I heard the french guy telling his kid 'le mar es la papier du toilet'..he wasnt kidding..(it roughly translates-the water is the toilet paper) COOL EH? __________________ ocean water tastes goooooood.... __________________ it actually means "the sea is the toilet paper" to clarify a bit, and i don't know where you live...but we have quite a few public bathrooms on the beaches here in Southern California. Then again...our beaches aren't sh!t holes. ProMinx __________________ The jersey shore is a littering hole of NON TOILETS..and yes..you are correct..it does mean SEA-i guess my ROUGH TRANSLATION was close enough..Nothing worse than seeing some old french guy taking a crap in the atlantic. __________________ Maybe its good that I cant swim. I dont even like getting in public pools because I know the little kids and sometimes the adults piss in the water while swimming. P.S. Gotta go, gotta go. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by gotmilk Maybe its good that I cant swim. I dont even like getting in public pools because I know the little kids and sometimes the adults piss in the water while swimming. P.S. Gotta go, gotta go. Oh Lord, PUBLIC POOLS! EWWWWWWWW, I may faint! If it isn't the piss, it is the people that go there. The Wal-Mart regulars in their tacky swimsuits, their blubbery white flesh.... __________________ i saw the "rough translation", but i speak english, german, and french...and i like to show off one of the few things I actually learned in high school because i'm such an @ss. ProMinx __________________ Quote: Originally posted by gotmilk Maybe its good that I cant swim. I dont even like getting in public pools because I know the little kids and sometimes the adults piss in the water while swimming. P.S. Gotta go, gotta go. yeah true alot of kids and adults pee in the pool but a very select few do it with style off the diving board __________________ Quote: Originally posted by oblongmelon ..Nothing worse than seeing some old french guy taking a crap in the atlantic. My first question is why were you watching some old guy taking a crap in the atlantic? My second question is how did you know the guy was french? Lastly i have two words for ya! RAGING WATERS [shuddering] __________________ personally i'm wondering if it would be any better if he were not french... ProMinx __________________ little bubles.. little bubbles floating in the back pool some fat grinning in the corner __________________ Just FYI - you can tell if a kid (or adult) is pissing in a pool when you see them standing really still with a tired, stoned-like expression on their face. __________________ roniman-trust me..you DONT want to know. __________________ yeah old people crapping in the ocean is not my idea of a good cinimatic event __________________ this post is for the sole purpose of lighting the "pool problems" on fire it has 14 now and is lonely around all the other flaming threads __________________ Some kid crapped in the school's pool, we could'nt swim for like 5 days. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by Paladin Some kid crapped in the school's pool, we could'nt swim for like 5 days. Thats why its good that I dont know how __________________ Quote: Originally posted by Paladin Some kid crapped in the school's pool, we could'nt swim for like 5 days. You? {takes wrapper off candybar and candybar accidentally falls into pool} Opps! Mavi forum