What was the worst thing you ever did while intoxicated?

After drinking two CAMO forties, I somehow got all dressed up and went to a party (I don't even know why, and no-one else does either). Well, came home with a girl, went to the bathroom, tried to throw up, couldn't, sat down on my roommate's bed, and just spewed all over his...everything: sheets, bed, floor, a little of his desk. He was not a happy camper! Funny thing is, the girl stayed... __________________ I don't really have a story since never been that intoxicated yet but I heard of many stories and just wanted to see what more are out there __________________ In my younger and more idiotic days, I took 3 pills one night called klonapins(sp?) that were way too strong tranquilizers. I went to a bar, had a few drinks (i know, i know), then came back home. In the morning I was in such a daze, but my superego made me wake up and go to work at a furniture store. I don't remember much...except that I crashed into my moms car before I left, gave some furniture away at the store, and threw up on my bosses desk. I've got tons of these stories btw. __________________ hahahahahahahhahahahah __________________ lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you still work there?? I take it your boss fired you __________________ I never do anything wrong when I'm drunk "that I can remember anyway" ------------------ oops, another brain fart! __________________ Clonazepine. Damn, that's a sedative hypnotic. I'm surprised you woke up!!! Somewhere are 3AM your heart and brain should have gone nittie night permanently hehe. I took a unisome maximum strength once (diphenhydramin chloride) and woke up 2 hours into my sleep with a panic attack. I was passing out just lying down in my bed because my lungs wouldn't breath. I didn't have the energy to get up an call 911. Scared the crap out of me! __________________ Wow some scray stuff experiances Actually on the new yesterday they were showing a undercover operation into a rave party in NY and boy the people there are crazy. They have more clothes off then on. the camera basically can't show most of the video. most of the screen was blured out __________________ Stories? Well, I have way too many. One of my favorites was getting into a brawl with Jaron Rush and some other basketball and baseball players. I also must thank Chabad house for the free Crown Royal before that. Definetely a great story, and that was only the start of a long night __________________ The Strangest thing I've done while "intoxicated": Well I was drunk AND high actually, but anyway I went to the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Nuart for the first (and only) time ever awhile ago... Keep in mind that im 6' 1" and weigh 200+ pounds, oh and I look like a neanderthal! Haha anyway I went in full drag; a tutu, white stockings, a lil top, pigtails, make-up...>>and drumroll please!!<<...Combat boots! I went walking down Santa Monica Blvd. on a saturday night like that too...man what was i thinking?!?! Oh yeah...i wasnt!! haha __________________ Oh yeah real quick, the WORST thing I did: I drank three 40's of Mickey's (haha no comments!) in about an hour and collapsed unconscious on a public toilet. Mavi forum