A Hypothetical Conversation

SlickWill:I jus dun no janet. Whateba i do some of dese people just will never be happy. I mean i already shifted millions from the 2nd grade reading program to secretly fund porno sites on the net and distribute free passwords to all the kids on slashdot. Just think about all those 15 yeao 'ols with dem fake ids i've been supportin JanetR: I think it has something to do with your stance on civil liberties. Personally, i would have all the desenteers taken out and used as rations for endangered albino otters. OldManRockefeller:Why not just shoot the bastards[grinding hands together with glee] JR: No Way! Guns kill people. i prefer to use flamethrowing tanks and tear gas instead! SW:No janet, i'm gettin sick of all the killin and lyin. i really liked some of dose gurls. RodHil: shut UP Bill! just look at my swinging phallic symbol and repeat after me:"the Bill of Rights is an obsolete document. we need more, new laws for a better tommorow SW: i can't take it any more Hillary! i just wnt to retire and hang out with hef at the mansion. RH:No ones going to finish this until I say this is finished. I'M going to be president in 2004! SW:yes, hun. just don't slap me anymore. AlanGodspan:just listen to your woman Bill, and i'm sure we'll all make it out of here in one piece. AlCloneo you need me for anything? OMR:ShUT Up Albert! You'll recieve the rest of your programing in due time... ~~~ ;0) [Edited by renots on 09-14-2000 at 07:01 PM] __________________ ...before the mods start b-slappin ;0)