Bikers and anger management

another mysterious flyer found stapled to local doors Hey Squid Boy! We piss on your yuppie bikes! You bastards love your swank condos and your pretentious yuppie art lofts. It mkaes you feel so grass roots to move into our neighborhoods and park your luxury cars next to the trucks that we break our backs to pay for so that we can have trucks to drive to our back-breaking jobs. Do not park your shiny new Ducati next to my rat bike, it runs on blood. Do not park your Evo road king with it's fifteen thousand dollar 60 horsepower engine outside my bar. And never, never park your little wifie's Volfkswagen retro-bug next to my old ladies' truck. The next time you watch Renegade and decide that motorcycles are cool, remember how you felt when you read this. Think about how sick you'll feel when 40 flat black, stinking, smoking, hand made atrocities roll down your street and all you can think is "Please god, don't let one of them break down here." **** you. **** Lorenzo Lamas and **** your matching leathers. You can go on the Love ride, just stay the hell out of my neighborhood. We both have two wheels, and that is where the similarities end. F.T.W. 100% Rat Bastard. East Bay Rats - Motorcycle Club. For more information you can e-mail us at EBRMC@AOL.COM or you could stuff a loaded shot-gun up your ass and pull the trigger you miserable cretinous peice of mass-consuming human garbage. ~~~ Man, and I thought bikers just burned and looted small towns; they can write 2! :0) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ...good thing I don't have a Bike to piss on... __________________ Quote: Originally posted by renots ...or you could stuff a loaded shot-gun up your ass and pull the trigger you miserable cretinous peice of mass-consuming human garbage. __________________ so you liked my writing? heh heh Mavi forum