If oxen took over the world...

What do people think about the possibility that oxen could in-fact one day take over the world? Has anyone read seen the documentary? It was rather interesting. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by wised What do people think about the possibility that oxen could in-fact one day take over the world? Has anyone read seen the documentary? It was rather interesting. would they insist on industrialy farming humans for food? __________________ There is a conspiracy that states... that oxen are of higher intelligence then all mankind... __________________ i have seen it! the underground world of oxen is alive and real today - as we speak! it is a highly likely possibility that they will one day take over everything!! even the chickens! but remember: the oxen are not dangerous! they are kind, intelligent creatures who have the manual dexterity of play dough! __________________ No... humans would be used as pack and work humans... destined to carry the heavy burden of oxen forever! __________________ i am watching the three's company marathon. everyone should do the same. the oxen would! __________________ The oxen's favorite show would be Jeopardy... b/c they would find it funny how humans are trying to be intelligent. It would possess an irony... how humans thought they were superior, but all along the creatures that are "stupid" took over the world. __________________ and they would also laugh at the humans competing with each other. the oxen are all friends!!! friendship forever! __________________ The oxen do have a grand bond between each other, but they are very cockey... so if one fails they will take that failure as a flaw... that alone is their achilles heel! __________________ if oxen took over the world, the yaks would rebel! __________________ Yaks would have the tendency to rebel. However, the oxen know this and have top-secret counter measures designed specifically against the yaks! __________________ Once, when I was young and lived in the country, I was exploring the woods behind my house one evening. I heard a chanting, and saw a fire in the distance. Carefully, I lightly treaded through the underbrush and crept my way up to the ceremony. There I saw a circle of oxen, surrounding what must have been some religious figure oxen dressed in a white robe with black trim and red and black features upon it. Before the priest lay a great tome bound in human-skin leather. Chained to posts on the ground was a naked, muscular man, struggling desperately to overcome his gag and bonds. As the ceremony continued, the chanting reached a fever pitch, and a soft blue light began to glow about 4 feet above the chained adonis. Two oxen, wearing less ornamented robes of sky blue, broke the circle, yolked and bearing a cauldron of viscous green ichor. They approached the center of the circle and positioned the cauldron above the human, now gibbering madly with fear and horror, wildly flailing and lost in the madness of impending doom. The priest tipped the fluid upon the sacrifice, covering him almost completely. The procession stepped back, as the soft blue energy slowly descended like a thick fog upon the sacrifice. No sooner had the ichor received the magical energy then a deep green grass began to take root within the mans flesh. Now screaming, the man writhed in agony as the vegetation sprouted more quickly, consuming the human as it bloomed an ever more deeper and radiant green. After a minute the horror was complete, and a thick patch of heavy, dense grass of the most healthy green hue was all that remained. The oxen then moved in on the patch, and began consuming the ceremonial feast. I ran as quickly as my feet could carry me, vowing never to return to the woods... __________________ Captain Lox the Ox would make sure that Private Jack the Yak would never retaliate against the oxen regime. __________________ the oxen do not fear their cousin, the yak, but rather they are afraid of the potential power of a sheep and goat conspiracy. ProMinx __________________ the oxen would respond with chemtrail spraying and sonic mindcontrol warfare __________________ I demand national mandatory registration of all oxen; it's the only way we can protect children __________________ the oxen are not bad!! they are very intelligent and nice. they just want to be accepted like everyone else. we have to understand them and their ways. they are not out to harm us or our children!! __________________ Jean Grey: I'm afraid that's an unfair question, Senator Kelly. After all, the wrong person, behind the wheel of a car can be dangerous. Sen. Kelly: Well, we do license people to drive... Jean Grey: Yes, but not to live... ProMinx __________________ The payback would be unimaginable. Mavi forum