Joke (From another site)

President Bill Clinton walks into a fourth grade classroom. Teacher, to Clinton: "Would you like to lead a discussion with the class on the word tragedy?" Clinton: "I'd love to. Can anyone here give an example of a tragedy?" Davy: "A car runs over a boy playing on the street. That is a tragedy." Clinton: "No, that's an accident." Missy: "A school bus crashes, killing 50 childern on board. That would be a tragedy." Clinton: "Sorry, honey, I'm afraid that would be a great loss." Little Johnny raises his hand: "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Clinton, is struck by a missle and blown to smithereends, that would be a tragedy." Clinton: "Fantastic! Can you tell us why that would be a tragedy?" Little Johnny: "Becuase it wouldn't be an accident, and it's certainly NO great loss!" __________________ A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his paycheck) partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of epithets from his furious wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife asked "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days!?!" "That would suit me just fine!!" Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same result. Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye! __________________ Quote: Originally posted by bella A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his paycheck) partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of epithets from his furious wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife asked "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days!?!" "That would suit me just fine!!" Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same result. Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye! Rather painful than cheesy __________________ I am bleeding right now I crashed my bike that is rather painful. __________________ A young couple, just married were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family". With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. "I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to be until your damn attitude changes! __________________ Quote: Originally posted by bella Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye! Yikes Bella! Been hanging out with the east bay rats (Bikers and anger management) I see __________________ a general was standing in front of a paper shredder with a top secret document in his hand. As a newly employed intern walks by and salutes, the general asks, "young man, do you know how to use this thing? My secretary took off early today." The intern gladly agrees and turns on the shredder. As the document is running through the machine the general comments, "I just need two copies." sorry. Mavi forum