I'm hungry and a whopper just won't do it......

ABBRA..any chance you can pass me that bag of pork rinds? I got a hankerin for some TRAILER PARK CUISINE. __________________ No pork rinds here Obby but I do have some weiner schnitzel with da sauer krat...cookin on the stove for those boys that are buildin the barn..I certainly like those big schnitzels... don't you? Have you seen Jakobs schnitzel since the the forefadders made the schnitzel stretchin machine? __________________ HOLY BEJEEBERS I've not had a BIG SCHNITZEL in ages..I guess when der Yoder's were plowin wif der holstiens..all de big schnitzels were taken. ACK! seems as though they be grumptnookin all day. NO body can find the hotzentowers. SEND ME ONE! (AND MAKE IT BIG-NO SKIN PLEASE IT GAGS ME) __________________ hmmmm __________________ No Beegeebers about it...when ya add those groinslicchers and the verbins to the kindlin you can get all the grumptnookins you want. Just the other day Ester and Sarah had the biggest grumptnookins in the county I hear and Brother Samuel had to get the crowbar to get them apart. It was a mighty fine grumptnookin day in all of Intercourse. __________________ OY..and I had been missin it because of der barn raisin'...Maybe der parson should get a grumptnookin of his own-maybe den he woult's be so hornesmookin. ))) *grin*. __________________ Ya... the parson has a mighty fine schnitznel for a grumpin stubber..He has a set of da coals on him that be hangin down to the salt earth. __________________ How 'bout a Southern sausage and a couple of spicy meatballs? __________________ Quote: Originally posted by fakesurfers How 'bout a Southern sausage and a couple of spicy meatballs? Mavi forum