Copied from another site: The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. It gets better, sort of> He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased and floured coffin. > > >Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects. The gravesite was piled high with flours. As long-time friend,Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.
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hahahaha.. a good laugh__________________
LOL!!!!!!!! HOW FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!__________________
Duncan Donuts was seen in the back of the room at the funeral giggling" Who kneads him? He has spent his entire lifetime making me look like a Doughp.I'm glad he got his just desserts."__________________
I think I have a headache.
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