Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Things that make you go hmmm....

Anyone remember transformers? That one bad guy that turns into a gun? Well he was the same size as the other robots in robot form but he could be held by other robots when he was a gun. Hmmm....

BTW, it's good to be back on ethernet

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MEGATRON

remember how the A-team would always be locked up in a place with a blowtorch?
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or how the A-Team would go shoot the sh !t out of everything but no one would ever get hurt[same with G.I.Joe; never saw so many cobra troopers parachuting out of exploding helicopters]
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Here's one that I've never been able to figure out:
Why in the world did Skeletor and Megatron continually entrust these really devious plans' execution to Starscream and Beastman respectively? Were they just extremely horrible judges of talent? Further, did they never figure out that, "hey, both these guys are total buffoons, and apparently are incapable of doing anything right." I mean, really, you'd think most evil empires rise to power as a result of a meritocracy...how in hell did StarScream and Beastman rise above the other, more qualified villians? They weren't even the most powerful guys, but nope, those two were always asked to do the really difficult things...as a kid, I would just tear my hair out watching these guys. I would think, "Man, you really need to take some management classes, Megatron/Skeletor...your COO's are totally useless."
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Pennypinch- "...as a kid, I would just tear my hair out watching these guys. I would think, "Man, you really need to take some management classes, Megatron/Skeletor...your COO's are totally useless."


wow, you must have been a pretty smart kid to have been thinking about management classes. eehhehe...

that's make me go hmmm.... I wonder if you're some kind of child prodigy in the field of management.. =P
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what about all the times the "good guy" never took the "bad guy's" gun after he knocked him out, and the bad guy allways woke up and used it to shoot at the good guy again?

hummmm
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Originally posted by pennypinch
Here's one that I've never been able to figure out:
Why in the world did Skeletor and Megatron continually entrust these really devious plans' execution to Starscream and Beastman respectively? Were they just extremely horrible judges of talent? Further, did they never figure out that, "hey, both these guys are total buffoons, and apparently are incapable of doing anything right."

...but I wouldn't gnow where to start

;0)
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"Scott, you just don't get it do you?"

Watch Austin Powers II and perhaps the complexities and truths of the evil empire world will open themselves to you. I, Dr. Evil, and Reverend Evil teach regular classes on villian hierarchy.
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I remember some bruce lee movie...enter the dragon I think? Well anyways, the bad guy unloads a gun on bruce lee, then he runs out of bullets. I never figured out why he threw the gun at bruce lee after that. Hmm...bad directing!
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Bionic man -- If only one leg was bionic, why didn't other drag on ground and get worn (or torn off)?

Batman (old one) and any 007 -- why does villian explain whole plan BEFORE the kill and allow time to escape?

Any character with super hearing -- How do they turn it off?

Wonder Woman -- How can she be invisible, but only when in her plane?
And the bigger question - How does she keep that costume up


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