Quotes from round the world :)

A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you. -Francois Sagan ------------------ ~Reality is an illusion~ __________________ too often we see people killing catepillars and then complaining there are not enough butterflies. —Unknown. ------------------ ~Reality is an illusion~ [Edited by CluelessSi on 08-09-2001 at 06:51 AM] __________________ In an Internet without doors or walls, who needs Windows or Gates? —Anonymous. ** I personally like MS ** __________________ The only thing constant is change. —Hiram. __________________ ok after the flood control i got a bunch hehe He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. —Robert Gronock. Women have their faults. Men have only two: Everything they say and everything they do. —Unknown. man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want. —Unknown. If women knew what we were thinking, they'd never stop slapping us. —Unknown. I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar. —Unknown. __________________ I am free of all prejudice; I hate everyone equally. —W.C. Fields. 1879-1946 __________________ Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today; I think he's from the CIA. —Anonymous. Where does virgin wool come from? The sheep that runs the fastest. —Banks. If you water it and it dies, it's a plant. If you pull it out and it grows back, it's a weed. —Gallagher __________________ He who laughs last, didn't get the joke. —Unknown. __________________ Going to college won't guarantee you a job, but it'll give you four years to worry about getting one. —Unknown. __________________ quote: Originally posted by CluelessSi: Where does virgin wool come from? The sheep that runs the fastest. —Banks. Sick. [This message has been edited by speedracer120 (edited 07-12-2000).] __________________ No dream comes true until you wake up and go to work. —Unknown. Sorry for posting so many times i just love quotes and ezch time i come across a good or funny one i will post it =) [This message has been edited by CluelessSi (edited 07-12-2000).] __________________ The government will soon conduct a survey as to why people get bored on the job. Just thinking about this survey makes one drowsy. —Unknown heehee i keep alert by posting __________________ Don't forget the Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules. —Unknown. __________________ If at first you don't succeed, deny that you ever tried it - a personal friend of mine [This message has been edited by CluelessSi (edited 07-12-2000).] __________________ A person you love isn't someone you can live with. It's someone you can't live without. Melissa. __________________ Love at first sight is often cured by a second look. —Unknown __________________ "You're darn lucky, Saunders! If that rhino had really been mad, he would've done a heck of a lot more than just slap you!" - Gary Larson, The Far Side __________________ A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. Mae West (1892-1980) A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. Gloria Steinem __________________ Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855) , while working, when informed that his wife is dying. __________________ And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first - an attempted suicide. Chris Hubbock , who shot herself during a broadcast __________________ A billion hours ago, human life appeared on earth. A billion minutes ago, Christianity emerged. A billion Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning. 1996 Coca-Cola Company annual report __________________ A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Winston Churchill, Sir (1874-1965) __________________ A word is dead when it is said, some say, I say it just begins to live that day. Emily Dickinson __________________ He is no fool who gives up what he cannot keep, to gain what he cannot lose. -Jim Eliot __________________ Crowded Elevators smell differently to midgets. - Confuscious __________________ haha some of them are funny like the prejudice one __________________ CluelessSi - I see that you're pumping up your post count __________________ hehe i mainly sepreate the quotes is because I want to make it easier for ppl to read and to reply =) __________________ i agree, its either on the eyes. and NO ONE around here pads their post count!! __________________ =) So anyone else got funny or intresting qoutes they can post up? I am very intrested in what others have come across Mavi forum