TO BE OR NOT TO BE

THAT IS THE QUESTION?? ------------------ Have you ever stopped to think, and forget to start again?????????????? __________________ u must be really bored __________________ i think you forgot to start thinking again man... __________________ to have another beer or not to have another beer that is the real question. to have another beer wins of course. __________________ ...unless you are so sloshed that you cannot get your butt off the ground to get yourself another beer. that is when it is nice to have considerate friends who will get a beer for you, open it, and make sure you don't spill it on yourself as you lie on the ground. __________________ Oh, the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune!!!! __________________ any deals on a seeing eye dog that i can train to fetch a beer from the fridge? __________________ But soft! what light through yonder window breaks? it is the east, and juliet, the sun arise fair sun, and kill the envious moon that is sick and pale with grief that thou her maid are far more fair than she be not her maid! since she is envious her vestal livery is but sick and green, that none but fools do wear it. it is my lady! oh it is my love! oh that she knew she were! she speaks, yes she says nothing...what of that? Her eye discourses, i will answer it. I am too bold! tis not to me she speaks... two of the fairest stars in all the heaven, having some business, do entreat her eyes to twinkle in their spheres til they return... *To maggie* [This message has been edited by carpenoctem (edited 08-17-2000).] [This message has been edited by carpenoctem (edited 08-17-2000).] __________________ Out damn spot!!! Sorry, couldn't resist quote: Originally posted by att: any deals on a seeing eye dog that i can train to fetch a beer from the fridge? __________________ Be not i shall, then agian be shall we __________________ Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ. __________________ haaaaaaaaaaa! i never heard that one before