Joke (From another site)

The top twenty ways to tell someone their fly is unzipped: 20: The cucumber has left the salad. 19: I can see the gun of Navarone. 18: Someone tore down The Wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 17: You've got Windows on your laptop. 16: Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave. 15: Your soldier ain't so unknown now. 14: Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 13: You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 12: Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... 11: Your pod bay door is open, Hal. 10: Elvis Junior has LEFT the building! 9: Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. 8: Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir! 7: The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 6: Dr. Kimble has escaped! 5: You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary." 4: Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction... 3: You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2: I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it? and... the number one way to tell someone their fly is unzipped: 1: I thought you were crazy, now I see your nuts Mavi forum