14. Resolves to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.
13. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character on "The West Wing."
12. His number 1 choice to work on his cabinet? "That Bob Vila guy."
11. Doesn't seem to understand that having been "held prisoner" in county lockup for two days for public urination does *not* make him a war hero.
10. Occasionally stops campaign speeches to ask, "Who's frying balogna in here?"
9. Supports NRA, because "'Straight Outta Compton' was dope!"
8. Outstanding record as governor of Rhode Island nullified by the fact that no one really cares.
7. Got his degree in Political Economics by bribing Sally Struthers with a chocolate donut.
6. Still asks "The state or the DC thingie?" anytime somebody mentions Washington.
5. At the debates, answers every question with a snarled, "You wanna wrestle?!?"
4. Attempts to use a lifeline on the very first question of the debate.
3. Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the Pikachu refugees once and for all.
2. Says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible, then shouts, "I win!"
and the Number 1 Sign Your Presidential Candidate Is Under-Qualified...
1. At press conferences, only calls on "the hot chick in the red dress" and "the whiny Jew in the back."
This list is copyrighted by Chris White
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haha... that's pretty good, why dont they bring up that at in florida. being from florida we could sure use it, seen as the election is the only thing on all the channels just about all day long =P__________________
Those are definately pretty good.
Thanks! I got a kick out of them...
Jase
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