Between the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus who would win a boxing match?

Anyone? ;0) __________________ I think the bunny would be much better at bobbing and weaving but lets face it, santa would whoop some ass. I mean if the bunny punches him in the stomach it will just jiggle around for like 10 min. My money is on santa __________________ It would have to bee the tooth fairy. That way he/she could could ref. from the air. __________________ ...the easter bunny could pummel santa with his feet. the tooth fairy or alan greenspan would probably work equally well as ref ;0s __________________ Two Enter... __________________ Santa all the way. If it is no holds bar ol' saint nick could just bag the damn bugger. __________________ I could imagine a short cartoon. It would be freakin' hilarious. Celebrity DEATHMATCH !!! __________________ If the easter bunny started to get the upper hand, all santa would have to do is get all his elves to jump the bunny. That would be something, a bunch of elves kickin the shiznitz out of the easter bunny. I say we book the fight. The winner could go up against Mrs. Claus. [Edited by blxmjx on 09-07-2000 at 11:09 PM] __________________ well you've been busy tonight, haven't you renots __________________ if it were a no-holds-barred fight, then santa all the way. not only would the elves do some good damage, but then santa could also sic his reindeer on the easter bunny as well __________________ Quote: Originally posted by FuzzFace if it were a no-holds-barred fight, then santa all the way. not only would the elves do some good damage, but then santa could also sic his reindeer on the easter bunny as well But then the Bunny could call on Cupid and the HanuKah Goose[kosher of course] for backup ;0) __________________ I'm still trying to figure out what the hell cupid and a goose have to do with the easter bunny. . . but anyhow they would do jack. You gotta remember Santa's got Rudolph. Plus with all the coals he's got, he could just burn the easter bunny and have four nice lucky feet . burn baby burn Hehe, for some reason I always end up talking about fire. hehehehe. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by spigidygak I'm still trying to figure out what the hell cupid and a goose have to do with the easter bunny. . . you know, figments of the collective imagination like the easter bunny, santa claus, and alan greenspan ;0) __________________ I have to say Santa would be no match for the quickness of the Easter Bunny. Santa would have plenty of power with his punches, but the Bunny could easily dodge them and counter attack. Plus, Santa would get tired real quick after all those cookies and some sugar from Mrs. Claus. Now, throw in some outside interferance from some elves and we have a whole new ball game. . . . __________________ Santa would have to total advantage because he would have his posse of elves and reindeer with him at ring-side. The Easter Bunny would be very intimidated by the snarling deer and hackling elves. Also, Santa would have his enormous bag of toys to sling at the Easter Bunny, whereas the Easter Bunny would only have a wussy basket full of plastic grass and chocolate. My money goes on Santa! __________________ [mortal kombat guy] IT HAS BEGUN [/mortal kombat guy] __________________ The easter bunny..... because he could use his two very big sharp front teeth to bite off santa's ear! __________________ santa will win cause he will bust in there with his posse of reindeer and kick some ass __________________ ...only TWO enter __________________ Well, If you're going to talk about elves with hatchets and snarling reindeer, then you must know that the Easter Bunny can throw surplus government grenades he picked up from El Toro hahaha Santa's too much of a fat ass to even touch the bunny. Of course the most the Bunny could do to Santa would be give him some sharp lacerations or something. Have you people ever owned rabbits before? They can get vicious! As far as the elves, well, they'll can get crazy if you ever tried D&D. If the Bunny had grenades he could hold his own though... or some nice ROTTEN easter eggs with a smell so bad it would knock everybody out