What's your favorite saying/quote?

i collect quotes, not just the movie ones, but actual people quotes too. i'll take funny ones, but if you have real thought provoking ones, please post them as well. and they can be on any subject, life, business, leadership, love... "Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss (oh yeah, if you know the originator of the quote, please put it down as well.) __________________ "I Pity Da Fool!" ~~Mr T :0) [This message has been edited by renots (edited 09-01-2000).] __________________ "I'm your ice cream man baby, stop me when your passin by, cause all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy." David Lee Roth __________________ The sun shines not on us, but in us. ~~John Muir ------------------ ~CivicGirlRacer __________________ Not sure if there is an official claim to this but saw someones sig. "you know those vending machines with the guy trying to tip over the machine? Man that must have been some suprise for him. Free Cheetos! Free Cheetos! Free Che. . . SPLAT." __________________ quote: Originally posted by renots: "I Pity Da Fool" :0) Such a short quote/saying from someone who has so much to say Mine would have to be: If you are to be loved, love and be loveable. __________________ WILLARD (v.o.) "How many people had I already killed? There was those six that I know about for sure. Close enough to blow their last breath in my face. But this time it was an American and an officer. That wasn't supposed to make any difference to me, but it did. ****...charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500. I took the mission. What the hell else was I gonna do? But I didn't know what I'd do when I found him." Apocalypse Now ;0) [This message has been edited by renots (edited 09-01-2000).] __________________ "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" -Usual Suspects- __________________ "either this wallpaper goes, or I do" - Oscar Wilde's last words. __________________ "A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace, and then at the end, punish himself even more. Nobody is going to win a 5,000 meter race after running an easy 2 miles. Not with me. If I lose forcing the pace all the way, well, at least I can live with myself." -Steve Prefontaine __________________ "Something inside of me just said 'Hey, wait a minute, I want to beat him,' and I just took off." __________________ "To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the GIFT." __________________ William Wallace (as portrayed by Mel Gibson) Every man dies. Not every man really lives. __________________ I know kung fu. __________________ There are only two syllables in this world worth hearing......... Pussy!!!!!!! Al Pacino in Scent of A Woman __________________ She's gone from suck to blow. -Spaceballs __________________ "You’re not thinking fourth dimensionally" -Dr. Emmett L. Brown __________________ "Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the Prom Queen" __________________ "God gave man both a penis and brain but only enough blood supply to run one at a time" -Robbin Williams when asked what the thought of the clinton - lewinski affair. __________________ Show Me --Morpheus __________________ Me fail English? That's unpossible! --Ralph Wiggum __________________ hahah that is one of my favorites as well! Quote: Originally posted by Chief Broom Me fail English? That's unpossible! --Ralph Wiggum __________________ Yea! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking! -Ralph __________________ Should I have your ship standing by? TARKIN: Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances! Followed 30 sec later with the explosion of the death star __________________ BEN: Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion. BRIAN: Crucifixion?! BEN: Yeah, first offense. BRIAN: Get away with crucifixion?! It's-- BEN: Best thing the Romans ever did for us. BRIAN: What?! BEN: Oh, yeah. If we didn't have crucifixion, this country would be in a right bloody mess. __________________ ARTHUR: He has given us a sign! FOLLOWER: Oh! SHOE FOLLOWER: He has given us... His shoe! ARTHUR: The shoe is the sign. Let us follow His example. SPIKE: What? ARTHUR: Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise. EDDIE: Yes. SHOE FOLLOWER: No, no, no. The shoe is... YOUTH: No. SHOE FOLLOWER: ...a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance. GIRL: Cast off... SPIKE: Aye. What? GIRL: ...the shoes! Follow the Gourd! SHOE FOLLOWER: No! Let us gather shoes together! FRANK: Yes. SHOE FOLLOWER: Let me! ELSIE: Oh, get off! YOUTH: No, no! It is a sign that, like Him, we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head! SHOE FOLLOWER: Give me your shoe! YOUTH: Get off! GIRL: Follow the Gourd! The Holy Gourd of Jerusalem! FOLLOWER: The Gourd! HARRY: Hold up the sandal, as He has commanded us! ARTHUR: It is a shoe! It is a shoe! HARRY: It's a sandal! ARTHUR: No, it isn't! GIRL: Cast it away! ARTHUR: Put it on! YOUTH: And clear off! SHOE FOLLOWER: Take the shoes and follow Him! GIRL: Come,... FRANK: Yes! GIRL: ...all ye who call yourself Gourdenes! __________________ Black Adder: Do you have a knife? Baldrick: Yes. Black Adder: Good, because I wish to quickly send out some party invitations, and to make them particularly tough, I wish to write them in blood ... YOUR blood, to be precise. Baldrick: How much blood will you actually be requiring, m'lord? Black Adder: Oh not much. Just a small puddle. Baldrick: Will you be wanting me to cut anything off, like an arm or a leg, for instance? Black Adder: Oh good lord no, a little prick should do. Baldrick: *reaching into pants with knife* Very well, m'lord. I am your bondsman and must obey. Black Adder: Oh for God's sake, Baldrick, I meant a little prick on your finger! Baldrick: *looks at pinky* But I haven't got one there! __________________ Doin' the bull dance. Feelin' the flow. Workin' it.