Dear Santa Letters ;)

Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE! Jimmy Jimmy, That whiney-begging **** may work with your folks, but it doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater. Santa ****************************************************************************= ** Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer. YeR FReND, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawncare specialist. How 'bout I send you a ****ing book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa ***************************************************** Dear Santa, I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba. Love, Francis Dear Francis, Who the **** names their kid "Francis" nowadays? You're also getting a sweater. Santa ******************************************************* Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica Dear Jessica, You are that gullible? If I actually watched you when you were=20 sleeping I'd be considered a deviant pervert. Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house, you moron! Santa **************************************************** Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, No need to ask your parents if they know what a doobie is. They most certainly do. Why not tell them what you want? I guarantee you that that they=20 can give you is far better than anything that I could ever give you. Santa ******************************************************* Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? Love, Marky Mark, First of all, stop calling yourself "Marky." That's why you're getting your dumb ass whipped at school. Secondly, you don't live in a house. That's a low-rent dive ofan=20 apartment complex you're living in. Last but not least, I get inside your pad just like the boogie man does,: THROUGH YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW. Sweet Dreams! Santa __________________ I guess happy Santa is on vacation, leaving SurlySanta to answer his letters ;0) __________________ pertty darn funny __________________ Woa..sounds like santa was hittin the OUZO a bit early this year. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by renots I guess happy Santa is on vacation, leaving SurlySanta to answer his letters ;0) No, it was his propbably one of his drunken elves... __________________ *sniff*...santa was mean to me...... *k2 runs away in fear* ROFL, i'm way too old for this stuff __________________ Well, speaking of too old, does anyone here (besides me) still write to Santa? I e-mail him now, but I cc my parents. You know, just so they sort of know what I'm asking Santa for, so that they can find out if I've been bad or good this year... Anyone still do that, or am I a minor headcase? __________________ Quote: Originally posted by pennypinch or am I a minor headcase? yep __________________ __________________ Did you know santa used to dress in green and white. About 50 years ago coca-cola decided to put santa on they're drinks and they used their colors, red and white. Since then its been red and white. (I love Stuff magazine ) Mavi forum