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This was in the Washington Post.... > the title of the article was "Best comeback line ever." > > In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white > male, resident of Dacula, Ga., in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 pm on > Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, > public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County > Courthouse on Monday. > > The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided > to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and > there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there > wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he > pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt > was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to > satisfy his alleged "need." I guess I was just really into it, you > know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. > > In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett county > police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until > Officer Brenda Taylor approached him."It was an unusual situation, > that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and > he's....just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe > what happened when she approached Lawrence."I just went up and > said, Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a > pumpkin?" > > He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then > looked me straight in the face and said......... > > A PUMPKIN? DAMN.....IS IT MIDNIGHT ALREADY?" __________________ Please Folks:Take a minute to preview posts before posting so that word~wraps can be connected it would be much appreciated :0) __________________ test __________________ test? Of course it works, how else would everyone else be posting? YAJ? you must have meant Y2J, and just missed the '2' by a few buttons __________________ hehe good one __________________ haha i wonder what the cop did after the guy said that. i would have let him go __________________ hahahahaha __________________ Quote: Originally posted by Tuvi haha i wonder what the cop did after the guy said that. i would have let him go I don't know about that. A lil'old country town down south isn't likely to take kindly on some stranger runnin' 'round nekkid fernicatin' with in-animate objects. Better to take the guy in at least for the night before some good ol'boys find him and beat the piss outta him or shoot him. Mavi forum