Keep it rollin... (Horror story)

As she walked down the dark and foggy alley... __________________ 2 boring politicians were bitching over 300 measley votes, I mean get a life its not like it is worth the presidency, anyway they both tripped on... __________________ the sleeping alligator, who was happy to be awakened as he was very hungry and... __________________ who had a bad limp chased a blue......... __________________ ~faced conspiracy theorist who was taking pictures of nasty chemtrail grids with his 400mm APO lens. Right then... __________________ the alligator, just woken up, whipped his huge, razor sharp teeth filled jaws around to the theorist and... __________________ started singing a crocodile-like rendition of the themesong from CATS when.. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by AmRivlin Was discovered to be a what!? that doesn;t make sense. what is your obsession with leon anyway? __________________ Quote: Originally posted by oblongmelon started singing a crocodile-like rendition of the themesong from CATS when.. NEXT ONE:........ he lost his voice so had to to finish the song by tapping against the floor with his own........... __________________ "Head Out!" TeD said through his grizzly garnished gruf, "dem nWo wombat nazis are comin' to get our guns!". And with that the crowd... __________________ ....umm...went wild, until they all noticed an explosion from what looked to be.... __________________ The British Red Haired zoologist with big hands wrestling the croc till __________________ croc bit off the British Red Haired zoologist with big hands, huge head and when he spit it back out it.... __________________ they had turned into three little evil leprechauns who wanted to rule the entire.......... __________________ But the Magistrate had differnet thoughts: __________________ Quote: Originally posted by AmRivlin Re: World hopeing for somethng little more origional like say... west palm beach or something but o well roll on __________________ Now these leprechauns weren't just ANY leprechauns..they were really... __________________ miget men who where on a search for some hot..... __________________ dogs! get your weiners here! called the man at the hot dog stand. the leprechauns went over to get their hot dogs, when they saw.... __________________ Richard Simmons dancing naked with several thousand fluffy women...jiggling for the jiggling for jello telethon and [Edited by abbra on 11-16-2000 at 04:01 PM] __________________ along comes The A team aequipedd with flame trhowers and kills the entire pack, but wiat riahcard siimons isnt really human it turns out that he really from the planet Zervig and hes accually a giant red and blue striped...... __________________ ...alien from the Delta quadrant, who had somehow, unbeknownst to the crew of the Federation Starship Voyager, hitched a ride to Earth. When his true identity was revealed, he pulled out a.... __________________ industrial size bowl of shimmering jello shots and lo and behold.. __________________ he turns out to be none other than, __________________ ... the world famous, bestselling author, nobel prize winning, friend to all, charity donating.... __________________ Dr. Seuss! But this was not the Dr. Seuss we have come to love. This was Dr. Seuss the herion addict. When not writing about the Cat in the hat (an obvious drug induced character), and Green eggs and ham (the only thing he could afford because of his addiction), Dr. Seuss also liked to... __________________ sweat to the oldies! which is why people thought he was... __________________ gay. then everybody screams and dies . THE END!!! __________________ wow that was really scary! i'm going to have nightmares for weeks about richard simmons and dr seuss and the big red haired alligator guy.. oh my! Mavi forum