Politcal keep it rollin...

There was an election... __________________ ...and two bozo's ran and tied then the American people lost. The End. __________________ but then congress came in and saved the day by appointing Colin Powell VP Fairy Tale ending :0) __________________ ...but then the wicked witch of the east Bitchery came in and gave everyone in DC poisoned apples so she could become dictatoress for life and raise everyone's taxes really, really high. Then everyone was miserable thanks to this bitch and killed themselves. The End. :/ [Edited by sbp on 11-10-2000 at 05:26 AM] __________________ Boy I wish it was that easy and quick to end this damn election. __________________ then spb realized that he was accually tipper gore and destined to be the new first lady of nothing __________________ Quote: Originally posted by The Happy Squirrel then spb realized that he was accually tipper gore and destined to be the new first lady of nothing uh huh uh huh huh huh.. riiiight.. __________________ so on and on the saga continued..with Tipper doing her daily 'bun squats' while .... __________________ ...Joe L fed the fire with DVD's and 'ungodly and immoral' paperback massage manuals... __________________ Quote: Originally posted by renots ...Joe L fed the fire with DVD's and 'ungodly and immoral' paperback massage manuals... Tee hee hee! ...while all the while leading a tawdry, seedy life as a lingerie buddy to Dick "In the Crotchless Panties" Cheney. They both led a secret, scandalous existence of bad hairpieces, biting females, and lousy basketball commentary. That is, until one day... __________________ Quote: Originally posted by The Happy Squirrel then spb realized that he was accually tipper gore and destined to be the new first lady of nothing then sbp realized he could censor The Happy Squirrel's furry ass. After doing so to protect all the kids from such filth and depravity I then drank all of The Happy Squirrel's beer. __________________ BUt alas, the Squirrel used his magical powers to convinve spb that it was all a dream, a bad horrible nightmare and when spb wakes up he will accually be back in the office being ravaged by his bosses about his IOMs __________________ Soon I will be my own boss. __________________ hehe then youll spend the day kicking your own ass Mavi forum