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Yet another joke. A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband's disorder will surely be terminal: Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television. And, most importantly make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his strength and health." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "You're gonna die," she replied. __________________ heheh good one got a similar one Two Boy scouts were hiking thrgouh the woods when one was biten by a rattlesnake on the butt he was in great pain and dind tknow what to do his frined told him to stay there and he ran back to camp where he called a doctor the doctor told him that he has to suck out the posion ion order to save his frined the kid ran back to his freind the friend asked what did the doc say, the other replied he said your going to die __________________ BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Mavi forum